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andrewlx:

turbotwintastic:

your move, Nickelodeon. 

SHAAAAADDEEE

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grownupsealand:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Walmart brand Ice Cream Sandwiches don’t melt

Walmart food is literally the scariest shit like once I got a carton of eggs AND THEY WERE FERTILIZED. FUCKING DEAD BABY CHICKEN IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING EGGS LIKE REALLY WHAT THE FUCK WALMART?!!!?? WHAT THE FUCK.

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megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

(via d3dans)

mmabelpines:

what if they become friends

that’d be so great

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miniaturehorse:

sadvaporwavebabe:

friendly reminder that ╮(─▽─)╭

we*boo is a slur (◡‿◡✿)

it dehumanizes otherkin who identify as fictional characters from japanese cartoons (anime) (⇀‸↼‶)

dont call me a we*boo im a FICTIVEKIN who happens to identify as someone who speaks japanese (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

weaboo fucks

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poppypicklesticks:

ultrafacts:

What Cat Behaviors Actually Mean

More facts on Ultrafacts

I find that rolling around and showing their belly is very often, a cat’s way of saying “touch my belly and I’ll take a chunk out of your hand mother fucker” 

"U see dis? bitch u no touch dis. U touch dis and I gon rip yo cheap flesh off yo hand, y’ kno what am sayin’? "

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the-fault-in-our-star-lord:

ask-heichouu:

makenzie-rush:

starrysleeper:

dynamesvirtue:

shadogal94:

hartbigshipper:

gennycidersyo:

peaceluvmusic:

reprimandtheirdaughters:

mandopony:

ethiopienne:

COLLEGE

GROWING UP

KILLING SPIDERS

FINALS

TALKING TO PEOPLE

INTERVIEWS

PLAYED KINGDOM HEARTS

MASS EFFECT

LIFE

SAW HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2

ORDERED PIZZA OVER THE PHONE

SEX

the-fault-in-our-star-lord:

ask-heichouu:

makenzie-rush:

starrysleeper:

dynamesvirtue:

shadogal94:

hartbigshipper:

gennycidersyo:

peaceluvmusic:

reprimandtheirdaughters:

mandopony:

ethiopienne:

COLLEGE

GROWING UP

KILLING SPIDERS

FINALS

TALKING TO PEOPLE

INTERVIEWS

PLAYED KINGDOM HEARTS

MASS EFFECT

LIFE

SAW HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2

ORDERED PIZZA OVER THE PHONE

SEX

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howunpleasant:

wifemom:

octopluss:

wifemom:

wont the dog turn gay too?

yes

i am going to FUCK

the dog

howunpleasant:

wifemom:

octopluss:

wifemom:

wont the dog turn gay too?

image

yes

i am going to FUCK

the dog

(Source: aristocatly, via nightynightfall)